How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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