Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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