I wish i was in the wii world.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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