she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
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its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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