Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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