Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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