Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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