can we get nightvision for the apartment?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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