I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
