so explain again why im purple
no
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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