This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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