? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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