I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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