Did you just see the Batmobile???
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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