Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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