What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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