Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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