i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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