you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He has the fingertips of a God
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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