no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Then you guys just all showered together...?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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