So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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