pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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