Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You need a sexual gate keeper
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I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I smell like Dick and happiness
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