It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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