Having a random hookup so left but love u
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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