i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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