So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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