it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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