I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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