I wanna bring you to show and tell
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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