So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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