Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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