Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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