Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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