my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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