I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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