Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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