'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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