You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma