It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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