awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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