This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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