ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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