This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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