You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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