god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
