I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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