Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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