margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
My cat gives me a boner
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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