What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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