you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
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Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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