apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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