You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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