What did we do last night that was yellow?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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