I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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