so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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