Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
