dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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