Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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