Got a toothbrush?
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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